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Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons
Paperback, 72 pages ISBN: 9781848425378Publication Date:
5 Nov 2015
Size: 198mm x 129mm£10.99 £8.79You save £2.20 (20%)
A4 Spiral-bound, 144 pages ISBN: 9781839041877Publication Date:
5 Nov 2015
Size: 297mm x 210mm£16.99 £13.59You save £3.40 (20%)
Ebook, 72 pages ISBN: 9781780016825Publication Date:
11 Nov 2015
£10.99 £8.79You save £2.20 (20%)
First Staged:
Warwick Arts Centre, 2015

Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons

By Sam Steiner

Paperback £10.99£8.79

A4 Spiral-bound £16.99£13.59

Ebook £10.99£8.79

The average person will speak 123,205,750 words in a lifetime. But what if there were a limit? Oliver and Bernadette are about to find out.

Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons imagines a world where we're forced to say less. It's about what we say and how we say it; about the things we can only hear in the silence; about dead cats, activism, eye contact and lemons, lemons, lemons, lemons, lemons.

Sam Steiner's play premiered at Warwick Arts Centre in 2015 and won three Judges' Awards at the National Student Drama Festival, before appearing at Latitude Festival, the Edinburgh Festival Fringe and Camden People's Theatre, London.

Also available: a special edition of the play with a revised text and introduction by the author, published alongside the West End production in 2023.


A4 Edition also available

This play is also available as an A4 Edition, offering spiral binding, a larger print size and additional space for notes. To order the play in this format, simply select the 'A4 Spiral-bound' option above. Please note A4 Editions are only available for delivery within the UK.

'Let's just talk until it goes.'

Press Quotes

'A masterpiece of beautiful simplicity'

Broadway Baby

'A beautiful play about the beauty and preciousness of language… about as promising as debuts get'

Time Out

'Takes the can opener to a typical opposites-attract romcom in order to explore wider issues of democracy and free speech'

Guardian

'[An] accomplished debut… bright, light and sharp - a rom-com with smarts'

WhatsOnStage

'[A] taut two-hander… intriguing and original… [a] complex piece of theatre'

FestMag

'Marvellously wide-ranging… truly experimental and unique… a must-see'

A Younger Theatre
Paperback,72 pages ISBN: 9781848425378Publication Date:
5 Nov 2015
Size: 198mm x 129mm£10.99 £8.79You save £2.20 (20%)
A4 Spiral-bound,144 pages ISBN: 9781839041877Publication Date:
5 Nov 2015
Size: 297mm x 210mm£16.99 £13.59You save £3.40 (20%)
Ebook,72 pages ISBN: 9781780016825Publication Date:
11 Nov 2015
£10.99 £8.79You save £2.20 (20%)

Also by Sam Steiner:

A Table Tennis Play
Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons
Kanye the First
You Stupid Darkness!

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