Beached

Cast: 1-4m 3-7f

Staging: can be simply staged

Amateur rights performance fee: £75 per performance (plus VAT where applicable)

Paperback, 64 pages ISBN: 9781848424654Publication Date:
30 Oct 2014
Size: 198mm x 129mm£9.99 £7.99You save £2.00 (20%)
First Staged:
UK premiere: Marlowe Theatre, Canterbury, & Soho Theatre, 2014

Beached

By Melissa Bubnic

Paperback £9.99£7.99

  • Patrick White Award - 2010

Melissa Bubnic's Beached is a darkly funny comedy about modern freak shows, love and cream buns. Loads of cream buns.

Arty is the world's fattest teenager. At sixty-seven stone, he is a young man literally going nowhere.


All that is set to change when a reality TV crew moves in to ruthlessly document Arty's supposed transformation from bedridden walrus to trousered sophisticate.

But with the cameras rolling, something totally unexpected happens – Arty falls in love.

Beached had its British premiere at the Marlowe Theatre, Canterbury, in 2014 before transferring to Soho Theatre, London. It won the 2010 Patrick White Playwrights Award at the Sydney Writers' Festival.

'I wanna wear jeans, go to the loo. Guess I wanna be a human being.'

Press Quotes

'Funny but thoughtful... a moving and sensitive exploration of extreme obesity'

The Stage

'Touching and sensitive... a satisfyingly chewy four-hander'

Evening Standard

'A very funny, recognisable and hugely entertaining play'

Daily Telegraph Australia

'A well-crafted play that gets to the heart of human weakness and exposes the vulnerable'

Sydney Arts Guide

Cast: 1-4m 3-7f

Staging:can be simply staged

Amateur rights performance fee: £75 per performance (plus VAT where applicable)

Paperback, 64 pages ISBN: 9781848424654Publication Date:
30 Oct 2014
Size: 198mm x 129mm£9.99 £7.99You save £2.00 (20%)

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